Alistair Schneider

From Eurolunch, a new series by Alistair Schneider:


Hello.
Hello.
Would you like a Huiilmcraker?
Yes. This sounds good.
Do you like my rug table? It's called a Vilmhootsklerrkuuker-tablet.
Is nice.
Yes. I keep a rug phone right next to it for calls and to call.
Yes.
Would you like Smjkr spread for your Huiilmcraker?
Mmm.
It's right on the Vilmhootsklerrkuuker-tablet. Have two.
Oh thank you.
Good. This is nice.